nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

niazkilamstagram:

it’s only been a year.

goodbyecharmcity:

mayoryon:

I never did get to show her…

This is the saddest post on tumblr

#he’s better at acting normal going through security scans than I am #and he’s an insane psycopath #I’m a 17 year old girl

petrichorlore:

(via teruel-a-witch)

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

joachimmurat:

I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.

He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.

kiingpaark:

being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry 

imaginesharrypotter:

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.