men’s back muscles let you know that god is real
it’s only been a year.
I never did get to show her…
This is the saddest post on tumblr
does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.
He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.
being an unattractive horny teenager is actually so hard i want to cry